2009另類諾貝爾獎完整名單
总共十项（获奖者将于美国时间10月3日下午在MIT解释各自的发明/发现）：And here you go, folks--
VETERINARY MEDICINE PRIZE: Catherine Douglas and Peter Rowlinson of
Newcastle University, Newcastle-Upon-Tyne, UK, for showing that cows who
have names give more milk than cows that are nameless.
兽医奖：有名字的奶牛比没名字的奶牛产奶更多。
PEACE PRIZE: Stephan Bolliger, Steffen Ross, Lars Oesterhelweg, Michael
Thali and Beat Kneubuehl of the University of Bern, Switzerland, for
determining — by experiment — whether it is better to be smashed over the
head with a full bottle of beer or with an empty bottle.
和平奖：通过实验确定了用满的啤酒瓶和空啤酒瓶哪个更容易砸破脑袋。
ECONOMICS PRIZE: The directors, executives, and auditors of four Icelandic
banks — Kaupthing Bank, Landsbanki, Glitnir Bank, and Central Bank of
Iceland — for demonstrating that tiny banks can be rapidly transformed
into huge banks, and vice versa — and for demonstrating that similar
things can be done to an entire national economy.
经济学奖：由冰岛四家银行（考普兴银行、冰岛国家银行、格里特利尔银行和冰岛中央
银行）的主管、高官和审计师获得。他们展示了小银行能够迅速转变为大银行，反之亦
然——并且类似的情形能在整个国家经济中发生。
CHEMISTRY PRIZE: Javier Morales, Miguel Apatiga, and Victor M. Casta?o of
Universidad Nacional Autonoma de Mexico, for creating diamonds from
liquid — specifically from tequila.
化学奖：用液体制造出了钻石——准确地说是用龙舌兰酒。
MEDICINE PRIZE: Donald L. Unger, of Thousand Oaks, California, USA, for
investigating a possible cause of arthritis of the fingers, by diligently
cracking the knuckles of his left hand — but never cracking the knuckles
of his right hand — every day for more than sixty (60) years.
医学奖：由美国加州千橡市的唐纳德·埃尔·昂格获得。他研究了一种指关节炎的可能
病因，研究中他勤勉地用左手指关节发出声响（但从来不是右手指关节），持续了60年
之久，每天如此。
PHYSICS PRIZE: Katherine K. Whitcome of the University of Cincinnati, USA,
Daniel E. Lieberman of Harvard University, USA, and Liza J. Shapiro of the
University of Texas, USA, for analytically determining why pregnant women
don't tip over.
物理学奖：通过分析解释了怀孕妇女不会跌倒的原因。
LITERATURE PRIZE: Ireland's police service (An Garda Siochana), for writing
and presenting more than fifty traffic tickets to the most frequent driving
offender in the country — Prawo Jazdy — whose name in Polish means
"Driving License".
文学奖：颁给爱尔兰警方（别称“和平守护者”），原因是他们向最频繁的交通肇事者
"Prawo Jazdy"开除了超过50张交通罚单——"Prawo Jazdy"在波兰语中意为“驾照”。
PUBLIC HEALTH PRIZE: Elena N. Bodnar, Raphael C. Lee, and Sandra Marijan of
Chicago, Illinois, USA, for inventing a brassiere that, in an emergency,
can be quickly converted into a pair of gas masks, one for the brassiere
wearer and one to be given to some needy bystander.
公共卫生奖：发明了一种胸罩，可以在紧急时拆分成两只防毒面罩，一只给戴胸罩的人
，另一个给某个需要的旁人。
MATHEMATICS PRIZE: Gideon Gono, governor of Zimbabwe’s Reserve Bank, for
giving people a simple, everyday way to cope with a wide range of numbers —
from very small to very big — by having his bank print bank notes with
denominations ranging from one cent ($.01) to one hundred trillion dollars
($100,000,000,000,000).
数学奖：颁给津巴布韦准备银行的主管，因为它向人们提供了一种简单、日常的方法，
来处理从小到大相去甚远的数字——印制各种面额的钞票，从1分到100万亿不等。
BIOLOGY PRIZE: Fumiaki Taguchi, Song Guofu, and Zhang Guanglei of Kitasato
University Graduate School of Medical Sciences in Sagamihara, Japan, for
demonstrating that kitchen refuse can be reduced more than 90% in mass by
using bacteria extracted from the feces of giant pandas.
生物学奖：展示了用大熊猫的粪便中提取的细菌，总共能够使厨房垃圾减少90%。
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